An engagement, a trip to the hills III
- Sigh.
- We begin.
- We saw…
- Bollywood-esque!
- The well trodden path?
- Hide ‘n’ seek!
- The hunter.
- The hunter slides..!
- Lady bug meets wild strawberry…
- Fairy creatures beckon…
- “Shiv Mandir”
- Scary “Shiv Mandir”
- Where we peeped and saw bongs!
- ?! “Near the “Shiv Mandir”
- The view.
- Me. Resting…
- Fruit! Apricots, methinks!
- Plums!
- Our loot!
- The tent!
- View from the bed! Hehe!
Here, click to read part I and II.
The black Swift carried us to Kufri, which by the way, is a place with no soul. It has been plundered and colonised by the tourism industry. It’s overcrowded, it’s dirty, it’s full of ridiculously dressed north Indians who simply want a cooler climate with the same snacks, the same facilities and the same stench. Everything is for sale in Kufri. Everything. To them, we were hopeless, aimless souls who wanted to go to Chail, where “nothing happens”. We were heading for ‘em luxury tents in a village called Alampur near Chail. We somehow left Kufri behind, despite all its attempts to hold us back: traffic jams, fights with idiotic rude cab drivers, oh! even a Yak spotting! But we carried on, undeterred, we HAD to get out!
Fairy creatures guided us, they made it rain for us. The world was far far away and we were driving on a beautiful narrow, curving road through a pine forest. The sun couldn’t touch us, the air was intoxicating and washed over us in soft waves, we were staring in awe and amazement. The road to Chail was a pathway to surreal yet haunting gorgeousness.
The drive ended, we parked and sent our luggage off to our tent! The plan was to get away from people: the hordes of tourists who had found this little paradise. So, after a steaming cup of tea, some directions and discussions, we headed off for a trek in the hills. I did so in my floaters and socks! Impromptu trips are so much fun! We walked, people… we did. We walked right into a dance practice for a cultural function! We had inadvertently walked in on a group of teenagers practicing a group dance for a mela, where they were to perform a folk number the very next day. A cassette player played forgotten tunes, the boys stood in one row and the girls in another. They danced, we watched and applauded, tried to click photographs with our camera phones, wished them luck and walked on.
The path was welcoming and well trodden, it beckoned us, inviting us to sing songs, to listen to stories; stories of visitors before us, tales of dusty footsteps that created the narrow path over the years. The golden sun played hide ‘n’ seek, disappearing when needed, re-appearing when we least expected. I winked at the gorgeous sun and forgot meaningful warnings, ‘Careful, the recently shed leaves might be slippery’ and I sulked and crawled in faulty footwear.
That’s when we saw him, a not-so-tall, lanky fellow; we peered and tried to focus on what was hoisted on his thin shoulder and exclaimed, “Is that a rifle?”; “Oh my God! He’s carrying a rifle!”; “Is he going to shoot the monkeys!”. While we tried to follow him, he sprinted on the slippery slope, rifle in one hand, a tree branch in the other, he slid from one slope to the other shouting orders at his pet langoor! Guiding him, egging him to attack other monkeys. We stared, rooted to our spots, for we were shocked and curious! We had to know what he, the hunter, was up to. This mowgli meets bounty hunter kept us spell bound, he was guiding his watch-monkey (dog?!) to guide the wild monkeys away from plantations and gardens. He slithered away with a few yells and we, the city walkers, could do nothing. Not even click a decent photograph.
Fairy creatures guided us with wild strawberries, lady bugs and rambling roses – promising us spectacular views. We crossed barriers meant to dissuade leopards and tigers from entering tiny pastures and villages. We could see Shiva’s silhouette against the burning sun, we could see the trishul soaring high above. We could feel a chill creeping on us, it was not an ordinary temple, not a place of worship. It was built for sacrifices and fire and smoke. Three concentric circles contained two over-fed calves that stared and dodged us. The Shiv Mandir was fearful, negative and nothing like any other building I’ve seen before. It celebrated and revered the Destroyer, not the merciful Lord.
I started recalling all the stories I’d heard of him, had he ever been merciful? Was this really what he stood for? Scared sacrificial beings, chillums, bongs and firewood? In order to love him, to submit to him, do they really need the opium, the bhang and the hash? Does it make it easier to kill? To celebrate destruction? While we tried to lighten the mood, by calling the temple, “Psycho Mandir”, a huge bone spotted near the temple didn’t really help! We were silent, contemplative and trying very hard to get away when we saw, a congregation of monkeys! Apparently, they meet, rather collect to celebrate births and mourn deaths (for their sake, I hope it was a birth). Now we had to rush and get away from the monkeys and psycho mandirs!
While the fairies giggled at our flight, we decided to rest. We sat on milestones and tiny boulders and stared at the azure skies bowing in greeting to the tall Himalayas. We saw the valleys celebrate the rains in joy and we saw the lush green preening, adorning it all. We sat in silence and stared. The silence in the hills is warm, comforting and palpable. The silence keeps a million secrets, hides many stories and tales, tucks them away in the many layers, trails and paths that make the hills. It is this silence that makes you breathe, lets you forget and compels you to smile. It makes you wonder, makes you step out of a cosy tent and huddle around a bonfire to hear whispers of unfinished, ever evolving stories. It makes you notice the trees pregnant with lush fruit. It was the silence that made us nibble on almost ripe apricots and plums, in the golden hue of candle light, and think of nothing but the twinkling of many, many stars strewn across the utterly dark skies.
we are lovin’ it!
My new favourite thing to do is to look up utterly random shite on urbandictionary.com!
It is truly hilarious. It makes me giggle and guffaw and sometimes go ewwww! Also, when I’ve run out of things to search for, the site, without fail delivers! Here is to Whitey and Maya and also to Bebo!
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English “calf” meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and “ankle” meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
Usage: If I didn’t have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.
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An engagement, a trip to the hills I
The hills speak a different language… they sing beautiful tunes and they dance in terrifying abandon. It pours hail stones and gorgeous sweet rain. The sun shines bright and doesn’t care for your delicate city skin. Everywhere I look, I find something new to witness, to stare at, to think of. The deodars, the fir, the pine take over my senses and I wish to bottle it all up and bring it back to the safer plains. The quiet is astounding… the surroundings surreal… the hills, a possible second home?
The hills beckoned us with promises of cool breeze, gorgeous weather and beauty fit for the fairies… We left behind my beloved Delhi without looking back… it was 47 degrees Celsius! We reached Shimla after an 8 hour drive with just one stop (!) for breakfast. After hugs and introductions, we were offered beers or shots or whatever suited our fancy. There was drinking and snacking… and drinking! We congratulated Senior Cheems – he was after all engaged, at the young age of… errr… 27 (?) to his childhood sweetheart. He was also the reason behind this road trip. They all talk of how lucky this guy is to have landed Bhabhi Cheems – an absolutely gorgeous bride-to-be whose energy and love for life leaves me surprisingly positive. Well, he is definitely stupendously lucky and she, too. I wish them all the happiness! Here’s a Rhododendron Wine toast to the lovely couple. Oh! and a big thank you hug to the groom’s family for welcoming us, taking such good care of us and feeding us!
We were fed and fed and fed… with shaadi food - Shimla’s best butter chicken, spiciest mutton curry, buttered naans et al, hotel tea time snacks and most importantly very delicious traditional himachali fare. They cooked fern stems in fresh yoghurt and told us it’s called, lungru, the asparagus of the hills (!). There was daal, there was mandra, and this and that… with lots of love and lots more ghee! We indulged in mitha! Tiny gulab jamuns in a sugar syrup sprinkled with melon seeds, to be devoured with rice! The food was accompanied with an endless supply of alcohol! Beer in the afternoons, wine in the evenings, vodka or whisky at night. Cocktails if you feel like it! We could not wipe the silly grins off our faces…! We witnessed the dholki – the song and dance! We let mehndi adorn our hands while the boys provided snacks and drinks… We even stood solemnly while the pandit chanted… This was so much fun and so Bollywood-esque that we posed for photographs too! We were exhausted but so relaxed… travelling on was next on the agenda… travelling on in the hills…
The hills are a perfect setting for silence and neverending conversations. They preen while you stare and write odes to their beauty. They bask in the sun and your attention… They let you breathe and slurp that chai… they let you sit with friends and enjoy the most perfect afternoon beer and the most glorious cigarette. They whisper to you and assure you that you are not alone. They even merge in the scenic background when you are giggling with ‘em friends… I miss you ‘em hills!
*giggle*
The build up.
Some of us are unfortunate enough to be stuck in office day after day because some ridiculous-waste-of-money, time and effort-”marketing”-event is coming up. So, we are here, we are waiting for a phone call, to be yelled at for some new mistake that has been discovered in the 5th version of the document that Sir has has already reviewed 4 times. Of course it’s my fault for not noticing earlier… but the following statements, “What are you sitting there for?” or “Why are you sitting there?” or “This is not rocket science…” will irk me and eventually make me snap. I snap easy. So, I rush to smoke to avoid yelling back at the nice-guy-gone-loco-boss.
The build up. Part 2.
In order to be sneaky, we need to take a slightly longer route, pass the loo and then go to the fire-exit-staircase (of course it’s a non-smoking area). En route the smoke break, a girl slams me into the wall, yells sorry and runs into the loo. We try to shrug it off and be understanding… what if it was a…errr… a loo emergency?
The smoke break.
Alone. Peaceful. Sans-phone calls.
Perfect.
The loo.
I decide to visit the loo and opened the door to find a horrified-wide-eyed-shoulder-slammer of a girl. I raised my eyebrows at her, standing there with her kurta sitting pretty on her waist while she struggled with the naada/ drawstring of her salwar!
Please note I have smoked an entire cigarette and walked very slowly during her attempts at untying (unravelling?!) her salwar drawstring!
The *giggle*
“Is everything okay?”, I politely inquired.
“Yaa… it’s just that… yaar… yeh naada khul hi nahi raha…“, she pouted.
“Hmmm…”, I tried, and burst into a fit of giggles.
“Seriously, this is not funny yaa… I cannot untie this… this… naada“, she then started giggling with me.
We giggled and giggled… I finally walked out to give her some privacy.
Ooooh, that reminds me, me needs to go pee-pee now. Ta!





















