Meme, Meal Meme.
Ms Narcotic has tagged me to do a Meal Meme!
“Five memorable meals ever eaten: It could be anything that makes the meal memorable – the food, the place, the place you were in your life when you ate, the company, the weather, the ambiance – heck, the guy who served the food!”
Alright then, here goes.
1. Mutton Curry and Rice, Summer Vacation, Class V (I think)
This was the year I fell in love with spices. My mother is the world’s best cook, and yes, I know everyone feels that way about their mothers. But seriously, my mother is the best cook in the world. The food this gorgeous woman serves makes you fall in love with food, with life, with yourself and her. The mutton is cooked to perfection – first, it is sealed in searing hot oil; then, it is added to the masala of caramelised onions and khada masalas, spices in their purest form possible; then, it is cooked over low heat till it is perfect.
This particular meal was prepared with onions chopped by me. I was allowed to sit and observe in the kitchen, and the tips she talked of have stayed with me till today. Once the food was cooked, I was asked to go change and be ready to eat with everyone. After a shower, I sat in the large, cool kitchen on a hot summer day and devoured the mutton curry with rice. That was also the summer I realised that curries and rice should be eaten, not with forks or spoons, but with your hands! Yum!
2. Lunch at The Belvedere Dining Room, Tollygunge Club, Calcutta (now Kolkata), Sumer Vacation, Class VI
I was asked to wear a skirt and a pretty top that my Massi (Aunt) gave me. We drove in a chauffeur driven car through Calcutta and I loved every bit of the crazy traffic for it took me through enormous gates and lush greens of the Tollygunge Club. We were seated at a beautiful table, with silver cutlery, white and blue crockery and crystal glasses! Everything was exquisite and reminiscent of the luxury of “the Raj”, I felt like I had been transported to a time long forgotten. I remember eating tiny morsels of baby shrimp, followed by a gorgeous chicken au gratin as the main course. I had never felt more grown up and elegant – ‘playing the part of a lady’. I loved the way the maitre d’ waited for me with a smile to make up my mind and place the order. The creme brulee at the end of the meal made me crave a second helping! It was a wonderful afternoon, and I don’t think any other creme brulee or fine dining restaurant has matched up to my first…
3. Dessert at The Big Chill, College 1st year
The first year at college was coming to and end, we had ‘em groups and people we would hang out with. But this particular dessert was special. It was 4 girls attacking this enormous chunk of ice cream pie, the Mississippi Mudpie! We grabbed our forks/spoons and giggled over it. we talked and shared, smoked and had ‘em discussions. It was fantastic. Yes, we all fell in some sort of love that day. Yes, I love them, still (!)
4. Finishing an entire Watermelon (one of those crazy 4-5 kilo ones) at my house, 2003
I don’t remember what we ate for lunch, I don’t even remember drinking that day. I do distinctly remember sitting in my room and eating watermelon and cursing the seeds and still eating some more with Led Zepp, DT, Maiden, and others playing in the background. Even Lizzy was there, my pet Labrador, and my friends kept on requesting Thin Lizzy songs or Black Dog over and over again. It was one of those days when everything seemed so right and comfortable and fun, without even trying. Ah, miss that house. Miss those days when ;having fun’ didn’t need so much planning.
5. Nihari at Ballimaran, October/November 2007
I remember parking at CP, taking the Metro, then the rickshaw ride. It was one of those beautiful dark nights with a sliver of the moon gleaming against the cloudless dark sky. We walked on, crossed Ghalib ka darwaza, walked some more and finally made it to this tiny shop like restaurant. We were served Nihari, Marrow and Brain all cooked to perfection, garnished with copious amounts of butter, with chillies and ginger! I ate so so much that night! We all did! We even ate habshi halwa on our way back. I distinctly remember Asif Bhai telling me how proud he was of my abilities to consume insane amounts of food! Hehe!
Special mentions -
Sushi, sushi and more sushi, China Town, Sydney – I fell in love! I also realized sea urchins are not my thing. Not. At. All.
Breakfast in bed: cheese omelette, butter toast, chai and apple cake – I fell in love, all over again!
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People, do share your memorable meals! You know who you are..!
of weekends with friends…
Delhi is my muse, it is my inspiration, it is my love. Delhi, over the years, has also changed to being the home I cannot leave, the city that makes me want to eradicate many, many of its inhabitants and my nemesis. It matters, it thrives, it lives, it dreams with very realistic expectations, it is aggressive and loud and in-your-face. It is over-populated, over-polluted, the greenest capital, the grittiest capital, the shiniest capital with an underbelly to die for! It makes me proud, it makes me cringe, it makes me want to run away, it beckons me if I’m gone for too long. It’s the trees, the roads, the buildings, the people and the food. It makes me run, it makes me run back. Delhi is my first love. Delhi is my last love. You, my love, fall somewhere in between. You, my friend, will always know how I feel.
A long weekend passes by far too quickly for anyone’s liking. So, we fill it up with as much as we can possible manage to make the memories and stories suffice. We consumed afternoon martinis and beer, complete with a Bengali lunch at my Bong baby’s place. We lounged at The Golf Bar at Maurya. We oggled at the teams and organizers, whoever we could oggle at. Heh. We consumed beers and cigarettes and laughed at nothing in particular. We drove to India Gate and gazed in wonder and pride. We walked around the greens and stuffed our faced with bright pink cotton candy! This was followed by a Bioscope show(!), really horrendous Bioscope complete with blaring Bollywood numbers. We then blew soap bubbles with a newer version of the cheap contraption from our childhood and giggled like tiny, happy children! Of course one of us, as usual, wanted to get the technique right! Another one got soap in his mouth and last but not the least, she managed to create bubble hives that were truly disgusting! I like my usual self, tried to boss everyone around, unsuccessfully!
Eating ice cream at India Gate is something every Delhite should do; it is fabulous! You walk around this spectacular monument, on a gorgeous full moon night and eat your favourite ice cream. It’s almost perfect.
We then headed off to Cafe Morrison and tried to headbang, tried to read people, tried to not stare at some people, tried not to laugh too loudly at some..! The drink was Bacardi and Limca. The music ranged from Psycho DJ to not the usual stuff which was so the usual stuff to complete and utter madness. I cannot explain it. Let me try… no I cannot. But it’s Morrison and we always meet people we adore and hear songs we scream the lyrics to… as I said, it’s Morrison! Of course we didn’t end the night there. We were out for the night. We ate and we drank some more… All in all, it was a good Saturday. So, what did you do this weekend?
PS. Watch Gulaal (again, if you’ve already seen it, it’s even better the second/ third time).
anything for you.
I wish I could make you happier. I wish you would laugh with me, or at me, if you like. I wish to make you smile, not just at my witticisms and one-liners but at the world. A happy, happy smile. I would like to take you out for ice cream with toffee sauce in this gorgeous weather. I’ll pay, of course. Come, take my hand and lead me to your favourite store before it starts to pour again.
An engagement, a trip to the hills III
- Sigh.
- We begin.
- We saw…
- Bollywood-esque!
- The well trodden path?
- Hide ‘n’ seek!
- The hunter.
- The hunter slides..!
- Lady bug meets wild strawberry…
- Fairy creatures beckon…
- “Shiv Mandir”
- Scary “Shiv Mandir”
- Where we peeped and saw bongs!
- ?! “Near the “Shiv Mandir”
- The view.
- Me. Resting…
- Fruit! Apricots, methinks!
- Plums!
- Our loot!
- The tent!
- View from the bed! Hehe!
Here, click to read part I and II.
The black Swift carried us to Kufri, which by the way, is a place with no soul. It has been plundered and colonised by the tourism industry. It’s overcrowded, it’s dirty, it’s full of ridiculously dressed north Indians who simply want a cooler climate with the same snacks, the same facilities and the same stench. Everything is for sale in Kufri. Everything. To them, we were hopeless, aimless souls who wanted to go to Chail, where “nothing happens”. We were heading for ‘em luxury tents in a village called Alampur near Chail. We somehow left Kufri behind, despite all its attempts to hold us back: traffic jams, fights with idiotic rude cab drivers, oh! even a Yak spotting! But we carried on, undeterred, we HAD to get out!
Fairy creatures guided us, they made it rain for us. The world was far far away and we were driving on a beautiful narrow, curving road through a pine forest. The sun couldn’t touch us, the air was intoxicating and washed over us in soft waves, we were staring in awe and amazement. The road to Chail was a pathway to surreal yet haunting gorgeousness.
The drive ended, we parked and sent our luggage off to our tent! The plan was to get away from people: the hordes of tourists who had found this little paradise. So, after a steaming cup of tea, some directions and discussions, we headed off for a trek in the hills. I did so in my floaters and socks! Impromptu trips are so much fun! We walked, people… we did. We walked right into a dance practice for a cultural function! We had inadvertently walked in on a group of teenagers practicing a group dance for a mela, where they were to perform a folk number the very next day. A cassette player played forgotten tunes, the boys stood in one row and the girls in another. They danced, we watched and applauded, tried to click photographs with our camera phones, wished them luck and walked on.
The path was welcoming and well trodden, it beckoned us, inviting us to sing songs, to listen to stories; stories of visitors before us, tales of dusty footsteps that created the narrow path over the years. The golden sun played hide ‘n’ seek, disappearing when needed, re-appearing when we least expected. I winked at the gorgeous sun and forgot meaningful warnings, ‘Careful, the recently shed leaves might be slippery’ and I sulked and crawled in faulty footwear.
That’s when we saw him, a not-so-tall, lanky fellow; we peered and tried to focus on what was hoisted on his thin shoulder and exclaimed, “Is that a rifle?”; “Oh my God! He’s carrying a rifle!”; “Is he going to shoot the monkeys!”. While we tried to follow him, he sprinted on the slippery slope, rifle in one hand, a tree branch in the other, he slid from one slope to the other shouting orders at his pet langoor! Guiding him, egging him to attack other monkeys. We stared, rooted to our spots, for we were shocked and curious! We had to know what he, the hunter, was up to. This mowgli meets bounty hunter kept us spell bound, he was guiding his watch-monkey (dog?!) to guide the wild monkeys away from plantations and gardens. He slithered away with a few yells and we, the city walkers, could do nothing. Not even click a decent photograph.
Fairy creatures guided us with wild strawberries, lady bugs and rambling roses – promising us spectacular views. We crossed barriers meant to dissuade leopards and tigers from entering tiny pastures and villages. We could see Shiva’s silhouette against the burning sun, we could see the trishul soaring high above. We could feel a chill creeping on us, it was not an ordinary temple, not a place of worship. It was built for sacrifices and fire and smoke. Three concentric circles contained two over-fed calves that stared and dodged us. The Shiv Mandir was fearful, negative and nothing like any other building I’ve seen before. It celebrated and revered the Destroyer, not the merciful Lord.
I started recalling all the stories I’d heard of him, had he ever been merciful? Was this really what he stood for? Scared sacrificial beings, chillums, bongs and firewood? In order to love him, to submit to him, do they really need the opium, the bhang and the hash? Does it make it easier to kill? To celebrate destruction? While we tried to lighten the mood, by calling the temple, “Psycho Mandir”, a huge bone spotted near the temple didn’t really help! We were silent, contemplative and trying very hard to get away when we saw, a congregation of monkeys! Apparently, they meet, rather collect to celebrate births and mourn deaths (for their sake, I hope it was a birth). Now we had to rush and get away from the monkeys and psycho mandirs!
While the fairies giggled at our flight, we decided to rest. We sat on milestones and tiny boulders and stared at the azure skies bowing in greeting to the tall Himalayas. We saw the valleys celebrate the rains in joy and we saw the lush green preening, adorning it all. We sat in silence and stared. The silence in the hills is warm, comforting and palpable. The silence keeps a million secrets, hides many stories and tales, tucks them away in the many layers, trails and paths that make the hills. It is this silence that makes you breathe, lets you forget and compels you to smile. It makes you wonder, makes you step out of a cosy tent and huddle around a bonfire to hear whispers of unfinished, ever evolving stories. It makes you notice the trees pregnant with lush fruit. It was the silence that made us nibble on almost ripe apricots and plums, in the golden hue of candle light, and think of nothing but the twinkling of many, many stars strewn across the utterly dark skies.
An engagement, a trip to the hills II
- Lunch menu.
- The view!
- The Bar.
- A drink for you, ma’am?
You can read part I here. Now, read part II.
We had with us the gorgeous black Swift, whose number plate announced my birthday to one and all! The car is not mine and it’s a coincidence that my friend got this number! Well, we were ready for the road and for some quiet time…
The plan: lunch at Naldehra Golf Course and a drink or two.
But as it’s tough to stick to plans when you are holidaying, we were a little late for lunch. It took us over an hour to reach Naldehra and we were starving, with no lunch options. We spotted a little Women’s Cooperative shop – the Government gave them a rent free shop and subsidised wool, so they sold adorable woollens and whatever arts and crafts they fancied. They also had a little dhaba, where they were selling home-cooked food! Instead of begging for snacks at the Golf Course Bar, we decided to eat there! And did we eat! We ate makki ki roti and saag, aaloo ki sabzi and tawa rotis… they even treated us to sidu – a steamed dumpling made of flour and stuffed with a tiny amount of sesame seeds – with ghee! It was yummehh! For dessert, we were served patandas – thin crepes made with flour, served with shakar – jaggery and ghee! It was one of the most amazing meals I’ve had…
We then decided we needed that drink. We walked to the Golf Course Bar and you can see the view… the gorgeous wooden cabin… it started to pour! We needed that whisky. The smell of cedar wood and fresh pine was the perfect accompaniment to a delicious glass of whisky and water. We drank and stared at the golf course, the rain… the write up declaring how Lord Curzon fell in love with Naldehra and decided to build a golf course there. In 1905, the golf course was built… in some such year, his daughter was born and he named her Naldehra! Poor kid. So, the VAT69 with water and the mint tea for some… was savoured to the very last drop.
Well… if you ever go to Shimla, please visit Naldehra… It is a day well spent. It relaxes, calms and rests you and your soul. It does… Some people stay at ‘em ‘Chalets’ or resorts. I would’ve too, just for ‘em views, but we were headed to Chail the next day…

























