We learn.
2 July 2009 at 4:46 pm (Drinks, Partying?, Random thoughts, Wow.) (JD and coke, Whiskey and coke, Waiters, B52 shots, Drunk, Drunken Weekdays)
Lesson # 1.
Do NOT under any circumstances trust a newbie waiter.
He WILL get confused when you order a large whiskey and coke and a regular JD and coke. He WILL get you large JD and cokes, you will not find any fault with the drink, you will enjoy it more than usual. You will go ahead and have B52 shots as well. You will be VERY drunk once you see the bill declaring your consumption of eight JDs and two B52 shots on a weekday in a very short period of time.
Oh come on! Of course we tipped him, we were fuckin’ flyin’! Yes, I AM at work.
Don’t trust ‘em! DON’T!
ETA: Lesson # 2.
There is no such thing as a “Cure to a Hangover”. No. Such. Thing.
If you are fucked. You are fucked. If your head feels like it will split in half, it most definitely won’t, but it will continue to feel that way. If your mouth feels like it’s been stuffed with cotton, it hasn’t been, but it will continue to feel that way. You can drink copious amounts of water but it is never enough to rid you off of the after-effects of copious amounts of alcohol. If your brain feels dead, it is. If your stomach feels unsettled. It bloody well is! Drinking angostura bitters and orange bitters or lemon juice or milk or whatever the fuck people tell you to ingest will NOT help. You will suffer.
Don’t move around much. Avoid sudden movements. Avoid people for your and their good.
Later then.
abhishek said,
2 July 2009 at 6:25 pm
i want b52..i love b52…pliss..pliss..
Sirop said,
2 July 2009 at 6:35 pm
You go and eat kimchi. :P We will drink B52s! :D
soulmate said,
2 July 2009 at 6:56 pm
this was hilarious…
mystic margarita said,
2 July 2009 at 9:54 pm
Lol! best remedy for hangovers – sleep it off! And as you said, ‘Avoid people for your and their good.’
capricorn1966 said,
2 July 2009 at 10:18 pm
I never get hangovers. Maybe a headache but most of the time it’s just tiredness from not sleeping. For some reason I can’t sleep when I’m drunk.
But, you’re right, there’s no cure for a hangover. And coffee will not sober you up, either.
Purely-Narcotic said,
2 July 2009 at 10:37 pm
Tsk, tsk! Working age women do these sort of things? :P
Sirop said,
2 July 2009 at 11:35 pm
@soulmate: Hmmm… not funny! Painful, yes! But not funny. :P
@mystic margarita: Yes… sleeping it off has been impossible hence the “hangover”. It’s lack of sleep and work and more work and more work and so much more JD!
@cappie: Neither did I! Up until yesterday/ today. I need SLEEP!
@Narco: Yeah baybee… you want to too? :P
Silvara said,
3 July 2009 at 5:21 am
This was my Friday night last week…..good times :P
Sirop said,
3 July 2009 at 9:26 am
Hehe!
D said,
3 July 2009 at 12:06 pm
Lesson #3: Neither lesson #1 nor lesson #2 will prevent you from repeating the mistakes :)
Sirop said,
3 July 2009 at 3:01 pm
True that!
*Cheers* :)