Lunch in Gurgaon! Part 1

30 April 2009 at 7:43 pm (Cuisine, I recommend, Reviews) (, , , , , , , , , )

Everyday, every single day, work takes me to this amazing example of architecture gone crazy, town management gone to the dogs and infrastructure lacking any structure.

Yes, how did you guess? Oh! I’ve said it a thousand times already? The much hated, much visited Gurgaon. No, don’t worry, I’m not going to discuss the many wonderful traits of Gurgaon. I am going to talk about the places where we eat, which obviously depends on the said lunch/dinner’s proximity to the salary day. So, let’s eat!

Mainland China, Gurgaon

The buffet at Mainland China seals the deal. They take some 395+ tax on weekdays and some 495+ tax on Fridays for a pretty size-able and tasty spread.

You get your soup and starters: 2 non-veg, 3 veg, including dim-sums right on the table. Then you do the picking and choosing from a variety of prawns, crabs, lamb, fish and chicken dishes. Yes, there are lots of options for vegetarians as well. There’s the bean curd deal happening, some tofu, lots of veggies and mushrooms and potatoes are plenty. The rice and noodle options are pretty interesting. I found the kimchi rice very very nice and so was the sea food chow! It’s all about second helpings here!

You can order some wine (not included in the package, of course) or whatever drink you fancy to go along with your food. You can also behave yourself and drink copious amounts of Chinese tea, hoping that all that food you had will not add to your waistline or whatever it is that health conscious people worry about! It’s good food, and at a good price of say Rs 600-700 per head including tax and no extras. The tables are nice, could have been more comfortable. The place does business, so you may want to check on Fridays before showing up… weekdays are alright… the office lunch crowd is all around you… so feel right at home!

My only complaint is the dessert section. It truly makes my heart bleed. The mousse I make would be better. The brownies I bake in under an hour are immensely superior. The ice cream I buy feels tastier! It’s just a sad looking dessert corner, with sad dessert and the darsan, which is something a lot of us look forward to is of poor quality and soggy. My suggestion is to fill up on the food and go out and get an ice cream or a bar of chocolate.

All in all, if you can give dessert a miss (oh just have some ice cream and chocolate sauce and don’t experiment), then go for it! Sea food lovers will enjoy this place and so will anyone who is a Indo-Chinese food enthusiast!

I give it a rating of 3.8

Ambience – 3  (Office crowd)

Food – 4

Drinks – 4

Service – 4

Spend – 700 per head (only for the Lunch buffet!)

Hao Shi Nian Nian, Gurgaon  

A Sichuan Speciality Restaurant

I had heard a lot about this restaurant. It ranged from it being over-priced to “fine dining”, to “bahut hi authentic hai yaar…”.

Well, I finally went there for my birthday lunch, my foster boss and foster colleague and a friend took me out for my birthday. Me being me, I spotted the Table D’Hot menu and spoke to the server about it. For 600 per person, if more than 2 people are at the table, you get -

Cream of Crab Soup :)

1 Non Veg and 1 Veg Starter (Fish and mushrooms)

2 Main courses (Chicken and Lamb)

1 Fried Rice (Shrimp fried rice)

Dessert (Home-made chocolate ice cream)

So, we decided to go in for this option… except for our vegetarian friend who ordered some Bean curd with mixed fried rice – which was quite yummy…

The deal with the food here is that it is NOT your usual Chinese grub. There is no Chilly Chicken or Manchurian. There are no Crispy Chilly Potatoes! But… there is stir fried chicken with bell peppers and ginger and shitake mushrooms… with hints of balsamic vinegar. There is lamb in the red chilli and garlic paste. There is fried rice that is so delicately fried with beautiful baby shrimp that you stop and breathe in the aromas and even catch notes of fish sauce in there. There is pickled ginger… there is lemon grass to accompany it… fresh baby shallots… button mushrooms going well with shitake… peppers and shredded meats… it’s all quite lovely.

But somehow, the chilli is too much. It burns your lips once the meal is over, and makes your eyes water. Luckily, the ice cream is creamy and smooth and oh so lovely. I think my glass of Gentleman’s Jack, made me love the food more. Or the fact that it was my burrr-day! The meal was good, it was definitely different from Indian Chinese restaurants. Of course it was Indian-ised a little (more frying, more caramelising of onions etc, more spices) but then… who would eat it otherwise? So, an experience worth having… but be ready to pay for it :)  

I give it a rating of 3.6

Ambience – 3.5 (Nice, quiet)

Food – 4

Drinks – 4

Service – 3 (A little slow)

Spend – 2000 + taxes per head (A drink per person, Table D’Hot + Extra appetizers or main course dishes… so you do the math)

That’s all for now… we will review some more interesting lunching options next!

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Untitled.

28 April 2009 at 3:36 pm (Musings..., Non-fiction., Places...)

Overheard on the All India Radio:

matwaali aankhon waale o albele dilwale
dil tera ho rahega agar tu isse apna le
matwaali aankhon waale

Okay! So that roughly translates to very old time Bollywood music that cannot be translated for so much will be uhmm lost in translation. Its from a movie that was released in 1961! Yes, 1961! Wow eh?

So, I hear the song, which is somehow the driver’s favourite, and I start staring outside the window…
The RJ soon announces how the song is from a movie called, Chhote Nawab, where blah happened and blah took place and how it was a movie ahead of its times for the protagonist falls in love with a prostitute… or some such utter crap…

Then, he announces the winners of all the people who guessed what song this was and what movie it was from! They just played it once alright! And people guessed… so I was now paying attention at SMSes and phone calls that had come from -

1. Chhotu Mohammad Hussain from Balli maran
2. Baby Sumeyra from Jila (District) something in Uttar Pradesh
3. Master Murari from Jila (District) something else in Bihar

These were the winners of the contest, these were names from areas I cannot even recall, I cannot name (except for Balli maran and ONLY because of the Nehari I ate there). So, I am reminded of the long forgotten past when people used to use Baby and Master as titles for their kids. I am amazed at the existence of these districts and all I know is that if someone asks me, “So tell me about India?”, I will feel even more lost than usual.

We live in this insanely vast country, separated not just by space but by the times as well. I feel utterly helpless, unhelpful and insignificant. Also, quite ignorant… but then it’s only cause this existence makes us forget about life and lives… No wonder this country grapples for Gods.

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escape

25 April 2009 at 9:45 pm (I wish!, I write., Musings..., Poetry..?)

Soft… so soft… my little bubble of a world
Soft… so very soft… my pillows and my quilt
All I need is some sleep to get away from it all…
Sleep in the warmth of my blue quilt
I’ll drift away while resting in your cotton embrace
Whisper ‘em fairy stories in my ear…
Kiss my pretty head and run your hands through my hair…
Run your soft hands through my hair…
Sing me a lullaby from times long forgotten…
Hold me for I need you to…
Let the lavender fabric softener comfort me…
Let it wash over me… the smell of you and me…
All I need is some sleep and some time away from it all…
All I need is to quit for a little while…
Take me in and let me rest a while…
Soft… so soft… my little bubble of a world
Soft… so very soft… away from the harsh reality of it all.

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random thought #15484

24 April 2009 at 10:46 am (*Sigh*, Boys/Men, I recommend, Movies, Random thoughts, Women/Girls) (, , , , , )

I finally downloaded Becoming Jane. Yes, Jane Austen. Yes, I am a lit geek who, surprise(!) surprise(!), likes Jane Austen. But the thing is, it’s not the adaptations of her works, or the canonisation of her “novels” into classics that I like. It’s simply the stories… I like stories. Sometimes, I don’t care about a lot of things JUST because I like the story… If you know what I mean… And I am a sucker for happy endings and love and all that jazz. It’s just so happy… makes you forget.

So, this movie, Becoming Jane, is directed by Julian Jarrold (Kinky Boots fame!!) and has Anne Hathaway playing Jane Austen. Hmmmm… well, poetic license eh? So much so, that Mr. Austen (Jane’s father) gets jiggy with Mrs Austen (Jane’s mother) at their respectable stiff upper-lipped grey Brit ages. THAT is funny and very humanising….? I am rambling… but the British can only be softened by say… a man who made Kinky Boots! Heehee… and Jane Austen can only be pretty in today’s world if a Princess plays the part.

I just cannot believe that a paper presentation we did (a friend and I), where we used the same letters of Jane to Cassandra, resulted in the same conclusion as this movie… of Jane ensuring that her characters’ love stories are fulfilled unlike her own. Also, she ensures the protagonist gets what Jane couldn’t get – an emasculated, respectful and definitely rich man. Such is life… no? Sigh.

No, I won’t explain myself. But you must watch the movie if you’re an Austen fan.

ETA: James McAvoy of Wanted fame is quite something in the movie.

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random thoughts pertaining to topic #11

22 April 2009 at 1:20 pm (I rant, Random thoughts) ()

Why do customer care executives not respond to or help polite customers?

Are they trained to only listen to people who are yelling like madmen?

Are they conditioned to only respond to statements that begin with ‘fuck off’ and end with ‘consumer court?

What kind of databases do they have? Why can they never help you with the details/information you have handy? Why do they always tell you to call back later as the server is down. How can the server be down everytime someone polite calls? Why? How? Wtf?

So, I yell, I get my work done. They speed things up and all’s well… but what do I do about the headache and the anger? Argh.

Morons. Idiots. BAH! CUSTOMER CARE?!!?!

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