The umbrellas are back…
So, the hot pink, blue and yellow umbrellas are back… and the city is in dire need to salvation (of some sort). It’s HOT.
It’s too hot to function.
Excessively hot. And I blame the shiny offices! Put me in air-conditioning all day, 5 days a week, and then expect me to tolerate the heat for a smoke (yes, we suddenly have a No Smoking building!)… So, we sneeze, we feel faint, we feel like we are about to collapse cause of the heat. The weekends are made terrible. Maa says, what’s the need for the AC right now, it’s tolerable! And no amount of puppy dog eyes or lost girl looks help! Right now I am alone at home, so the AC is on… Lalalalalalaa! My excuse is – I can deal with the heat but right now I need to finish some work so I need to re-create the office environment. Hah! I am awesome. Aren’t we all?
Here’s to the awesome people all around us!
The skanks at Morrison. The pretty girls at house parties. The crazy boys who collapse in the middle of the street going ‘Om’. The gorgeous friends who land up where you are without any “plans” being made! The idiots who try to pick up anything with boobs! The morons who get excited about ‘Rock’ and start dancing to it, instead of headbanging! The drivers, the bouncers, the cooks, the chefs, the DJ (who plays the same 50 songs every fucking night at frequented pub!), the Soda bhaiyas! and the list is endless…! Mostly, I would like to thank the inventor of Air-conditioning.
Now, that I’ve managed to write something utterly useless, I will Publish this and go back to writing an introduction to the world of taxation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!
Also, aren’t generalisations the best! Just to laugh or crack politically incorrect jokes…! Oooh I like. Need my thinking cap now…
chandni said,
4 May 2008 at 1:36 pm
Yeehaha…we need the collapsing-on-road-saying-om-boy to become a stand-up act. Hail the bong boy!
:D
MisterCrowley said,
4 May 2008 at 2:53 pm
Ooom shanti.
As for the people who dance to rock..do you really care? Look on the bright side….at least they’re not forcing a change of music to you-know-what :P
This little lesson I’ve learnt from my stint at Blues….if they wanna dance, hey, who’m I to complain…just don’t come asking for Akon et al…you might find dancing a bit difficult after that…I mean…it’s hard to dance with no legs, no?
siropdevanille said,
4 May 2008 at 4:09 pm
@chandni: :D Aye aye!!
Hail the bong, the stand up!! Hahahaa… he’s INSANE!
@Crowley: I care when they dance like idiots and jump around and step on my feet. :) That’s the only time I care.
MisterCrowley said,
4 May 2008 at 4:23 pm
Good point :)
Also, don’t forget the Kelkar Committee, young lady ;P
reeta said,
4 May 2008 at 10:32 pm
All for the love of AC…I could do that too!
dmb said,
4 May 2008 at 11:34 pm
we are also not allowed to put the AC on because it is still ‘cool.’
maya said,
5 May 2008 at 12:36 pm
*grin*. I too, love the friends who land up without any concrete plan being made, and end up saving the day! But what happened to the post titled “A Single Girl Means…”???
siropdevanille said,
6 May 2008 at 12:28 pm
@MisterC: Kelkar here? How?
@reeta: Hehe, its not the love of AC, hate the fact that its become a necessity…. GAH! I used to hate ACs throughout school and college…
@dmb: It was ‘cool’ only last night… hehe… what they are saying is – because it’s going to hit 50 degree C this summer, 40 is cool!
@maya: Soon soon.
But loved saving the day ;)
MisterCrowley said,
6 May 2008 at 4:12 pm
How can you do an intro to the world of taxation without Kelkar, I say? :P
siropdevanille said,
6 May 2008 at 4:56 pm
Crowley: That was 2003-04… this has to be GODKNOWSWHAT! To be used in a brochure… so blah… ho gaya, good job bhi mil gaya hahaha! pehli baar!
MisterCrowley said,
6 May 2008 at 8:17 pm
Useless…kelkar is evergreen :P
(Okay, I’m just overdoing it….my direct taxes paper in lawschool was on Kelkar)
chandni said,
8 May 2008 at 9:56 am
Ok you’re Jane Doe now :D Cheers