The Bar

19 April 2008 at 2:40 pm (Drinks, Fiction..., Short Short Stories) ()

I started writing this some time back…

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On a typical night, this bar required five bartenders, two glassies, and a host. The waiters flitted in and out to serve the snacks; they usually stayed in the kitchen. The host wasn’t expecting this to be a typical night and had asked only two bartenders to report. It could have been considered a risk by some, but then, she never took risks. Never.

The host, rather hostess, was dressed to perfection. She wore her usual – a full sleeves, backless dress and the perfect pair of Jimmy Choos. She also liked Chanel No. 5, but tonight was more of an Elizabeth Arden night. Provocative was perfect for the occasion. As a rule, she never carried a bag. She didn’t need touch-ups. She always went sans make-up. Always, except for the clear lip gloss she dabbed on generously before and after cigarette breaks.

As far as bars go, this was not quite the usual fare. The bar ran along the entire length of the room – in gorgeous black marble. The fireplace would have dominated the room, had it not been for the armchairs and the coffee table, where coffee had never been served, unless of course it was Irish. The rest of the bar had similar furniture, large, medium, or small tables depending on the number of armchairs or couches surrounding it. It was all very plush, very posh, and very perfect in dim lighting. Also, exceptionally comfortable, especially if you like feeling rich and spoilt and tight-lipped while sipping on scotch in crystal decanters, or munching on peanuts served in a beautifully polished silver bowl.

She surveyed the clientèle and smiled to herself. So far, so good. Now, all she had to do was wait.

He stood there, behind the daunting marble bar and smiled a bored but polite smile at Mrs. Kapoor.

“Darling! Pray, get me my usual!” she purred, while playing with her insanely expensive and obnoxious looking diamond pendant, which was attached to an even uglier gold chain. The perfect French manicure made him shudder.

“Are you sure Mrs.…” he attempted to ask her a question.

“Call me Anita. No need to make me feel ancient…” she never used the word old. It made her uncomfortable. Surprisingly, ancient, was acceptable.

He smiled at her and continued, “Gin & T? At this time of the day? Let me make you a nice drink. A cocktail perhaps?”

“Oh! Sure… sure…” she answered rather distractedly. He mixed the perfect Green Apple Margarita, the green matching Anita’s disturbing dress. She clapped her hands together and let out a throaty laugh for exactly 3 seconds before accepting the drink. She eyed him again and thought – such a waste.

The hostess dabbed on some more clear lip gloss as she spotted him making his way across the lobby of the hotel towards the bar. He was so flawed, it was impossible not to find him attractive. The scar on his right eyebrow, the crooked smile, and the very lean body, too lean. The only beautiful feature he possessed were his hands. A pianist’s hands. Hands you would want to caress, hold and worship. Hands you would beg to be touched with. She smiled at him, and he nodded. She led him to the table next to the fireplace and ordered his usual, Glenfiddich single malt, on the rocks. He studied her clear skin, and the symmetry of her face, and the change in perfume. He smiled, and leaned back as she walked away. The dress was perfect, it left a lot of room for imagination, and he liked that. He liked her legs. He made a mental note of finding out her name later.

The bartender watched the exchange and shrugged. He poured the Glenfiddich into a crystal decanter, and placed the ice bucked and water pale on the silver tray. He handed it to her, “So, you’re serving him?” She laughed and said, “If only…” He raised an eyebrow, and she blew a kiss in his direction. He shrugged again, and said, “You are such an idiot!” She feigned shock and asked him, “Jealous?”

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Now what do I do? It started off well, and then I was interrupted… I haven’t been able to take it further. So, help! What to do?!

5 Comments

  1. MisterCrowley said,

    “Who, me?” says the barman, eyebrow raised even further, so that he looks like a wannabe Jack Nicholson. “Why would I be jealous, Missus? There’s little I can give you, that he can’t. But he’ll never mix a Margarita like I can”.

    A loud bang suddenly rings out, and Anita In the Green Dress lets out an involuntary gasp.

    “It’s alright”, says the barman, “must be that old beer keg in the kitchen….”, and teeters off as he sees Anita slide down to the polished mahogany floor, blood oozing out of a dime-sized hole between her shoulders.

    He looks up and sees Mr. Glenfiddich Piano Man, lazing in the green-leather, wing-back chair, with a Walther PPK smoking away in his left hand.

    “Nice gun, isn’t it, Mister Barman? Makes me feel very James Bond.”

    Barman swallows, still in a semi-shock over the now very dead Anita In the Green Dress (which now sports a large red patch on the back).

    “You’re probably wondering why I shot her. Well, I don’t like women who try to make me jealous about other men. Especially over silly things like how to make good Margaritas. Tch. I mean, why bother KNOWING how to, when I can just pay YOU to make some, correct?”

    Barman swallows some more. “Er. Yes. I…I suppose. I have been told I make a mean margarita….heh heh….quite a hit with the ladies, I can tell you that.”

    “It is quite a hit with the ladies, isn’t it, Mister Barman?”

    “Heh, heh. Y-yes, it is.”

    With a smile, Mr. Piano Man unfolds himself out of his chair and walks slowly to the door of the Bar. Barman holds his breath, wishing this fellow would just disappear.

    Mr. Piano Man pauses at the door, and says with a smile, “The Perfect Margarita, yes. I believe that’s what you told my wife when you did her in my living room.”

    And raises his hand, and let’s rip.

    A drop of blood slowly runs down the tequila bottle behind the bar. The Barman’s own special brand.

  2. beBOP said,

    buddha says :

    ride the riddim
    bump the dum
    popadum wallakkam cheeni kum
    sleng teng eeerie
    frend me weary
    bleary bwoy fest
    all dis nonsensical
    mistical cal makal

  3. siropdevanille said,

    @MisterC: Niceee…. Now we will have to work that into the story with more details :D Soon…

    @beBOP: Ummmm…. okayy… do I know you? You remind me of a lot of my friends… grammatical error?

  4. MisterCrowley said,

    Of course. Maybe we could quit our respective jobs and write cheesy crime thrillers for a living, what say? You do the glammy-moll bits, I can bang out the gory, bullet-through-skull bits…. ;)

  5. siropdevanille said,

    aye aye!

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